NAKED FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIP
The best of the best, dressed in less. No weapons. No armor. No drugs. No clothes. Just you, your stats, and whoever's dumb enough to stand across from you.
The best of the best, dressed in less. No weapons. No armor. No drugs. No clothes. Just you, your stats, and whoever's dumb enough to stand across from you.
Welcome to the Naked Fighting Championship. As a life-long fan of combat sports, and a perpetual Torn City bullet sponge, I have always wondered what it would be like if Torn had a Bare-Knuckle, Bare-Footed, Bare-Assed Brawl to see who is the Baddest of them all!
Why naked? Because it's the only way to keep y'all from sneaking contraband into the arena. Also, I'm tired of gettin' shot, stabbed, blinded, blown up, and brick-slapped. As I lay in the hospital bed, still healing from someone's "friendly" neighborhood lead poisoning, I thought: what if they didn't have weapons… even better, no armor… and that's when it dawned on me… NAKED. Everybody's gotta be birthday-suit-ready! There is nothing quite as humbling as catching a stray elbow while you're completely unshielded and praying the other guy didn't see you flinch.
And from that delirium (mixed with enough morphine to kill a rhino), the Naked Fighting Championship was born. The rules are simple:
No Weapons, Armor, Temporary, or Clothing Allowed: If it covers your skin or hides your shame, it stays in the locker room. We want to see who can throw hands, not who has the best Kevlar vest.
No Drugs or PEDs: No enhancers, no "supplements," no coordination boosts, and zero outside interference. We are testing your grit, not your pharmacy budget. If you use while you're in a match, you lose! And we might whip you with towels all the way back to the city limits.
The Format: Each Attack is considered a Round. There are 10 Rounds in a Match. At the start, the Attacker is selected at random.
The Healing Cycle: The Winner stays on as the Defender for the next round. The loser must use a revive and heal to 100% before beginning the next round as the attacker.
Stalemates: If a round ends in a stalemate, neither fighter heals, and the next round begins. If there are 3 stalemates in a row, the roles reverse, and you both keep fighting in your current "au naturel" state until all 10 rounds are exhausted.
The KO Rule: If a player is defeated and has no more revives, they lose the match by Knockout (KO). Congratulations, you are now the most embarrassed person in the infirmary.
Determining the Champion: The fighter who wins the most rounds is the Match Winner. In the event of a tie, the Fighter with the most Respect earned is the winner. If you're tied beyond that, I'm probably gonna start throwing bricks and dead fish at both of you until someone surrenders.
The "Modesty" Clause: Let the scoreboard guide you! If you heal when you're not supposed to, you lose the round, and the roles flip. If you do it again… don't do it again… you'll be disqualified and forced to explain to the whole city why you couldn't keep your medical records clean.
Final Authority: The Referee/Admin makes the final call. Keep it fair, keep it raw, and try not to lose your dignity—though we both know that's likely already gone by round two.
A full competitive league built on top of Torn combat -- organized, verified, and fought entirely bare-knuckle.
From Flyweight to Titanweight, based purely on your own battle stats. Fair fights, every time.
Round-robin seeding into a real bracket, climbing toward a division championship match.
Take the crown, defend it, or dethrone whoever's sitting on it. Fast, brutal, winnable.
Put your points where your mouth is. Open a table, someone sits down, winner takes the pot.
Every division gets its own belt.